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Zoidberg, Merkel und Spongebob als Formel

Ein f’up zur Batman Gleichung:

Wolfram Alpha kann ja beliebige Formeln zeichnen. Zum Beispiel gibt es eine Zoidberg Kurve:

x(t) = ((4619/60 sin(t+11/7)+109/8 sin(2 t+11/7)+9/7 sin(3 t+11/7)+89/15 sin(4 t+11/7)+5/11 sin(5 t+11/7)-9839/41) theta(75 pi-t) theta(t-71 pi)+(-179/8 sin(11/7-2 t)+2101/20 sin(t+11/7)+5/6 sin(3 t+23/5)+65/9 sin(4 t+33/7)+33/8 sin(5 t+8/5)-698/9) theta(71 pi-t) theta(t-67 pi)+(952/15 sin(t+11/7)+116/21 sin(2 t+19/12)+26/5 sin(3 t+11/7)+11/9 sin(4 t+11/7)+25/11 sin(5 t+11/7)+3071/10) theta(67 pi-t) theta(t-63 pi)+(-4/11 sin(17/11-4 t)+657/13 sin(t+33/7)+29/11 sin(2 t+47/10)+17/6 sin(3 t+14/9)+2/13 sin(5 t+22/13)+15/8 sin(6 t+33/7)+16/11 sin(7 t+47/10)+5/3 sin(8 t+47/10)+24/13 sin(9 t+33/7)+9/11 sin(10 t+47/10)+6/5 sin(11 t+47/10)+17/18 sin(12 t+47/10)+4/9 sin(13 t+75/16)+1163/3) theta(63 pi-t) theta(t-59 pi)+(-11/13 sin(11/7-6 t)-17/10 sin(11/7-4 t)+261/7 sin(t+11/7)+17/3 sin(2 t+33/7)+44/19 sin(3 t+11/7)+7/9 sin(5 t+14/9)+259/3) theta(59 pi-t) theta(t-55 pi)+(-9/11 sin(26/17-23 t)-287/9 sin(11/7-5 t)-271/9 sin(17/11-3 t)+1551/13 sin(t+17/11)+685/8 sin(2 t+17/11)+535/11 sin(4 t+14/9)+311/11 sin(6 t+14/9)+1141/60 sin(7 t+61/13)+19/9 sin(8 t+21/11)+55/8 sin(9 t+77/17)+239/12 sin(10 t+9/2)+7/9 sin(11 t+69/16)+59/6 sin(12 t+13/10)+73/24 sin(13 t+13/11)+17/12 sin(14 t+47/11)+11/16 sin(15 t+22/5)+17/6 sin(16 t+4/3)+7/11 sin(17 t+17/13)+17/9 sin(18 t+11/9)+7/4 sin(19 t+7/5)+5/4 sin(20 t+53/12)+50/13 sin(21 t+12/11)+103/13 sin(22 t+8/7)+13/5 sin(24 t+29/7)+1/2 sin(25 t+16/5)+31/16 sin(26 t+13/3)+8/7 sin(27 t+33/8)+17/14 sin(28 t+123/31)+22/9 sin(29 t+30/7)+2/3 sin(30 t+48/13)+19/12 sin(31 t+89/22)+18/11 sin(32 t+46/11)+417/8) theta(55 pi-t) theta(t-51 pi)+(-2/7 sin(14/9-10 t)-9/13 sin(14/9-8 t)-224/11 sin(11/7-3 t)+197/11 sin(t+11/7)+139/14 sin(2 t+11/7)+17/12 sin(4 t+47/10)+43/12 sin(5 t+33/7)+2/5 sin(6 t+47/10)+28/19 sin(7 t+47/10)+34/33 sin(9 t+47/10)+1/4 sin(11 t+14/3)+6/19 sin(12 t+19/12)-955/8) theta(51 pi-t) theta(t-47 pi)+(-149/28 sin(11/7-5 t)-65/6 sin(11/7-3 t)-641/12 sin(11/7-t)+265/9 sin(2 t+11/7)+37/5 sin(4 t+11/7)+7931/15) theta(47 pi-t) theta(t-43 pi)+(1810/9 sin(t+11/7)+1904/5 sin(2 t+11/7)+481/24 sin(3 t+61/13)+181/30 sin(4 t+11/7)+277/10 sin(5 t+19/12)+292/11 sin(6 t+19/12)+25/7 sin(7 t+47/10)+38/5 sin(8 t+8/5)+74/11 sin(9 t+8/5)+75/13 sin(10 t+8/5)+18/11 sin(11 t+19/12)+3109/13) theta(43 pi-t) theta(t-39 pi)+(-19/9 sin(11/7-12 t)-21/8 sin(11/7-10 t)-1/11 sin(17/11-8 t)-32/19 sin(14/9-6 t)+4137/22 sin(t+11/7)+177/14 sin(2 t+33/7)+173/14 sin(3 t+11/7)+3/2 sin(4 t+19/12)+5/8 sin(5 t+14/9)+21/8 sin(7 t+11/7)+19/10 sin(9 t+11/7)+41/15 sin(11 t+11/7)+2104/3) theta(39 pi-t) theta(t-35 pi)+(-5/6 sin(17/12-11 t)-7/15 sin(5/12-10 t)-32/13 sin(7/13-3 t)-139/7 sin(2/7-2 t)+2224/15 sin(t+9/10)+103/10 sin(4 t+23/5)+45/44 sin(5 t+7/3)+35/9 sin(6 t+23/8)+21/10 sin(7 t+25/11)+10/11 sin(8 t+4/5)+23/15 sin(9 t+5/7)+4/5 sin(12 t+9/2)+1339/11) theta(35 pi-t) theta(t-31 pi)+(1069/6 sin(t+18/13)+643/28 sin(2 t+11/7)+255/16 sin(3 t+11/15)+247/29 sin(4 t+45/13)+53/6 sin(5 t+9/11)+14/29 sin(6 t+31/7)+21/5 sin(7 t+19/7)+53/20 sin(8 t+3/14)+24/13 sin(9 t+24/11)+sin(10 t+27/14)+7/8 sin(11 t+11/9)+1/3 sin(12 t+7/4)+4512/25) theta(31 pi-t) theta(t-27 pi)+(-73/8 sin(1/9-11 t)-101/7 sin(7/8-3 t)+3221/13 sin(t+4/5)+389/8 sin(2 t+36/11)+368/11 sin(4 t+80/27)+107/4 sin(5 t+1/4)+29/2 sin(6 t+13/4)+237/19 sin(7 t+1/6)+263/17 sin(8 t+10/3)+79/9 sin(9 t+5/14)+68/9 sin(10 t+67/22)+43/5 sin(12 t+29/9)-3139/7) theta(27 pi-t) theta(t-23 pi)+(-7/9 sin(9/10-17 t)-22/13 sin(86/85-11 t)-43/10 sin(1/33-7 t)-64/7 sin(2/9-5 t)-19/10 sin(7/10-4 t)+2327/9 sin(t+19/5)+46 sin(2 t+7/4)+52/7 sin(3 t+31/9)+44/13 sin(6 t+17/11)+35/13 sin(8 t+23/8)+45/17 sin(9 t+9/2)+35/17 sin(10 t+34/9)+17/10 sin(12 t+17/8)+3/5 sin(13 t+41/10)+15/13 sin(14 t+41/14)+10/19 sin(15 t+139/35)+7/9 sin(16 t+24/11)+7/8 sin(18 t+3/5)+9/8 sin(19 t+6/7)+7/9 sin(20 t+25/14)+17/18 sin(21 t+7/11)+9/8 sin(22 t+22/15)+3/7 sin(23 t+11/4)+7/12 sin(24 t+26/9)+3/14 sin(25 t+26/7)+12/25 sin(26 t+62/25)+7/11 sin(27 t+64/15)+1/4 sin(28 t+95/24)+7/20 sin(29 t+3)+4/9 sin(30 t+14/5)+1/9 sin(31 t+4)+1/11 sin(32 t+9/11)+3/13 sin(33 t+8/5)+1/8 sin(34 t+20/11)+2/5 sin(35 t+2/7)-16257/22) theta(23 pi-t) theta(t-19 pi)+(-3/8 sin(2/7-5 t)-51/19 sin(1/28-3 t)-34/7 sin(3/8-2 t)+20/9 sin(t+155/52)+16/17 sin(4 t+25/7)+4/9 sin(6 t+24/7)+3/10 sin(7 t+3/7)+3/11 sin(8 t+41/11)+2/11 sin(9 t+9/19)+1/8 sin(10 t+389/97)+1/6 sin(11 t+2/7)+1/6 sin(12 t+47/16)+5910/19) theta(19 pi-t) theta(t-15 pi)+(-4/15 sin(12/23-7 t)+24/7 sin(t+21/8)+15/4 sin(2 t+3/2)+31/9 sin(3 t+7/5)+8/5 sin(4 t+25/7)+13/17 sin(5 t+1/4)+2/3 sin(6 t+46/15)+5/13 sin(8 t+3)+3/7 sin(9 t+2/5)+3/10 sin(10 t+53/15)+2/7 sin(11 t+2/5)+1/3 sin(12 t+25/7)+109/2) theta(15 pi-t) theta(t-11 pi)+(-53/14 sin(18/13-4 t)+592/7 sin(t+21/10)+107/27 sin(2 t+17/4)+29/13 sin(3 t+41/11)+859/12) theta(11 pi-t) theta(t-7 pi)+(287/3 sin(t+19/9)+16/5 sin(2 t+43/13)+57/10 sin(3 t+21/8)+33/17 sin(4 t+31/7)+1877/6) theta(7 pi-t) theta(t-3 pi)+(-5/8 sin(2/3-15 t)-17/8 sin(11/10-12 t)-11/6 sin(9/13-9 t)-507/10 sin(2/9-3 t)-69/13 sin(41/27-2 t)+1813/5 sin(t+11/3)+63/13 sin(4 t+25/8)+63/4 sin(5 t+23/5)+122/11 sin(6 t+49/16)+32/7 sin(7 t+19/9)+37/8 sin(8 t+12/7)+20/9 sin(10 t+17/8)+43/17 sin(11 t+1/69)+31/14 sin(13 t+21/5)+5/3 sin(14 t+32/11)+66/65 sin(16 t+53/14)+760/3) theta(3 pi-t) theta(t+pi)) theta(sqrt(sgn(sin(t/2))))
y(t) = ((-13/5 sin(11/7-5 t)-51/8 sin(11/7-3 t)-28 sin(11/7-t)+97/6 sin(2 t+11/7)+124/25 sin(4 t+11/7)-7811/8) theta(75 pi-t) theta(t-71 pi)+(-76/7 sin(13/9-4 t)-69/4 sin(43/29-3 t)-50 sin(17/11-2 t)+229/12 sin(t+17/11)+13/8 sin(5 t+4/5)-2538/7) theta(71 pi-t) theta(t-67 pi)+(-17/4 sin(11/7-3 t)-217/11 sin(11/7-t)+79/7 sin(2 t+11/7)+11/6 sin(4 t+11/7)+15/14 sin(5 t+33/7)-79/6) theta(67 pi-t) theta(t-63 pi)+(-164/9 sin(11/7-2 t)+845/12 sin(t+11/7)+7/8 sin(3 t+18/11)+89/10 sin(4 t+33/7)+34/23 sin(5 t+47/10)+105/26 sin(6 t+33/7)+8/11 sin(7 t+14/9)+1/8 sin(8 t+17/11)+25/12 sin(9 t+11/7)+13/9 sin(10 t+11/7)+33/16 sin(11 t+14/9)+13/27 sin(12 t+14/9)+2/3 sin(13 t+14/9)+2671/13) theta(63 pi-t) theta(t-59 pi)+(-64/65 sin(14/9-6 t)-25/9 sin(14/9-5 t)-34/9 sin(14/9-4 t)-57/14 sin(14/9-3 t)-19/14 sin(11/7-2 t)+21/2 sin(t+11/7)+3133/11) theta(59 pi-t) theta(t-55 pi)+(-25/24 sin(23/15-27 t)-5/14 sin(14/11-25 t)-2/3 sin(16/11-17 t)-55/9 sin(40/27-8 t)-352/13 sin(14/9-5 t)-1519/38 sin(14/9-3 t)+3329/32 sin(t+47/10)+297/4 sin(2 t+14/9)+1939/38 sin(4 t+14/9)+239/9 sin(6 t+32/21)+34/9 sin(7 t+19/15)+107/6 sin(9 t+10/7)+271/10 sin(10 t+40/9)+693/13 sin(11 t+86/19)+160/7 sin(12 t+13/9)+289/16 sin(13 t+7/6)+385/48 sin(14 t+9/7)+44/9 sin(15 t+5/4)+41/11 sin(16 t+13/10)+12/13 sin(18 t+12/5)+46/9 sin(19 t+40/9)+10/9 sin(20 t+38/25)+46/31 sin(21 t+75/16)+37/16 sin(22 t+41/10)+35/11 sin(23 t+43/10)+10/13 sin(24 t+63/16)+2/3 sin(26 t+47/13)+19/7 sin(28 t+6/5)+13/10 sin(29 t+59/13)+3/2 sin(30 t+4/3)+11/10 sin(31 t+5/7)+17/13 sin(32 t+15/4)-11101/75) theta(55 pi-t) theta(t-51 pi)+(-3/10 sin(14/9-12 t)-29/12 sin(11/7-6 t)-38/9 sin(11/7-4 t)-59/8 sin(11/7-t)+183/7 sin(2 t+11/7)+125/13 sin(3 t+11/7)+31/16 sin(5 t+19/12)+4/9 sin(7 t+11/7)+3/13 sin(8 t+47/10)+64/63 sin(9 t+14/9)+3/13 sin(10 t+33/7)+1/2 sin(11 t+19/12)-11360/13) theta(51 pi-t) theta(t-47 pi)+(-60/11 sin(11/7-4 t)-528/31 sin(11/7-3 t)-661/55 sin(11/7-2 t)-623/3 sin(11/7-t)+39/8 sin(5 t+33/7)-5871/8) theta(47 pi-t) theta(t-43 pi)+(-43/13 sin(14/9-11 t)-45/8 sin(11/7-9 t)-41/15 sin(14/9-8 t)-57/11 sin(14/9-7 t)-157/6 sin(11/7-5 t)-1813/6 sin(11/7-t)+1997/15 sin(2 t+11/7)+89/6 sin(3 t+47/10)+19/6 sin(4 t+23/15)+191/8 sin(6 t+11/7)+191/17 sin(10 t+19/12)-7307/9) theta(43 pi-t) theta(t-39 pi)+(-15/8 sin(11/7-12 t)-72/73 sin(14/9-11 t)-19/9 sin(11/7-10 t)-35/11 sin(11/7-9 t)-7/11 sin(14/9-8 t)-60/11 sin(11/7-7 t)-191/13 sin(11/7-5 t)-184/5 sin(11/7-3 t)-109/10 sin(11/7-2 t)-609/2 sin(11/7-t)+1/6 sin(4 t+5/4)+11/5 sin(6 t+47/10)-6582/11) theta(39 pi-t) theta(t-35 pi)+(-11/15 sin(6/7-9 t)-47/13 sin(26/25-5 t)-67/27 sin(13/12-4 t)-633/8 sin(3/10-t)+251/7 sin(2 t+9/8)+123/8 sin(3 t+64/15)+23/8 sin(6 t+22/13)+26/9 sin(7 t+23/6)+14/9 sin(8 t+3/5)+19/12 sin(10 t+9/7)+25/19 sin(11 t+13/3)+11/17 sin(12 t+7/12)-5757/11) theta(35 pi-t) theta(t-31 pi)+(-50/3 sin(3/4-3 t)+263/10 sin(t+83/28)+669/13 sin(2 t+11/5)+17 sin(4 t+13/7)+67/11 sin(5 t+19/8)+11/3 sin(6 t+1/12)+38/17 sin(7 t+9/5)+51/14 sin(8 t+5/3)+49/25 sin(9 t+41/10)+17/12 sin(10 t+7/12)+53/54 sin(11 t+24/7)+5/7 sin(12 t+7/4)-10661/26) theta(31 pi-t) theta(t-27 pi)+(-127/10 sin(16/17-7 t)-119/9 sin(11/9-5 t)-1191/4 sin(1/3-t)+735/11 sin(2 t+2/9)+287/8 sin(3 t+61/16)+504/19 sin(4 t+17/9)+73/9 sin(6 t+9/5)+62/7 sin(8 t+14/5)+32/5 sin(9 t+1/6)+7/2 sin(10 t+19/7)+19/7 sin(11 t+1/44)+167/56 sin(12 t+51/14)-12878/17) theta(27 pi-t) theta(t-23 pi)+(-5/12 sin(14/15-32 t)-1/18 sin(17/13-31 t)-23/11 sin(1/6-19 t)-11/9 sin(38/25-18 t)-243/61 sin(25/17-8 t)-35/9 sin(11/21-7 t)-87/7 sin(4/5-6 t)-2249/15 sin(1/10-2 t)+1997/10 sin(t+23/12)+725/13 sin(3 t+1)+67/8 sin(4 t+9/4)+216/11 sin(5 t+23/5)+18/11 sin(9 t+32/31)+48/13 sin(10 t+19/8)+211/35 sin(11 t+16/5)+36/13 sin(12 t+64/15)+30/29 sin(13 t+8/13)+20/11 sin(14 t+28/13)+11/17 sin(15 t+37/16)+5/8 sin(16 t+23/14)+4/7 sin(17 t+14/9)+91/45 sin(20 t+14/27)+47/31 sin(21 t+8/5)+6/7 sin(22 t+29/15)+8/9 sin(23 t+53/20)+13/10 sin(24 t+89/30)+8/9 sin(25 t+39/10)+7/20 sin(26 t+97/24)+4/9 sin(27 t+18/13)+7/8 sin(28 t+45/14)+2/7 sin(29 t+42/13)+3/11 sin(30 t+22/5)+8/17 sin(33 t+4/11)+5/9 sin(34 t+18/13)+3/14 sin(35 t+12/5)-3384/11) theta(23 pi-t) theta(t-19 pi)+(-1/38 sin(2/11-7 t)-35/11 sin(9/14-t)+341/85 sin(2 t+25/14)+34/11 sin(3 t+22/21)+42/43 sin(4 t+223/56)+14/15 sin(5 t+3/4)+12/23 sin(6 t+7/2)+1/7 sin(8 t+4)+2/11 sin(9 t+9/8)+2/11 sin(10 t+73/29)+1/7 sin(11 t+1/4)+2/11 sin(12 t+74/25)+2961/20) theta(19 pi-t) theta(t-15 pi)+(-3/11 sin(13/25-12 t)-1/3 sin(15/29-10 t)-1/9 sin(4/3-8 t)-16/9 sin(12/13-4 t)+35/18 sin(t+89/19)+33/8 sin(2 t+49/16)+43/14 sin(3 t+33/13)+3/10 sin(5 t+26/11)+3/10 sin(6 t+4/11)+9/17 sin(7 t+94/27)+1/5 sin(9 t+35/11)+1/4 sin(11 t+20/7)+2917/15) theta(15 pi-t) theta(t-11 pi)+(949/15 sin(t+11/3)+63/11 sin(2 t+19/9)+26/7 sin(3 t+22/5)+7/8 sin(4 t+28/13)+3715/23) theta(11 pi-t) theta(t-7 pi)+(658/9 sin(t+107/27)+57/10 sin(2 t+9/5)+56/13 sin(3 t+38/9)+7/6 sin(4 t+10/11)+1681/16) theta(7 pi-t) theta(t-3 pi)+(-9/11 sin(13/10-16 t)-14/15 sin(2/7-15 t)-12/7 sin(3/8-12 t)-29/6 sin(5/11-8 t)-80/9 sin(5/14-4 t)+3076/7 sin(t+12/5)+343/18 sin(2 t+13/3)+230/17 sin(3 t+31/8)+21/4 sin(5 t+53/21)+23/10 sin(6 t+1/5)+27/7 sin(7 t+5/12)+60/17 sin(9 t+38/9)+11/8 sin(10 t+49/16)+10/7 sin(11 t+2/3)+4/7 sin(13 t+18/5)+17/12 sin(14 t+9/7)+598/9) theta(3 pi-t) theta(t+pi)) theta(sqrt(sgn(sin(t/2))))

"Zoidberg, Merkel und Spongebob als Formel" vollständig lesen

Merkel: Internet ist eine positive Revolution

Ich habe es getan. Ich habe zum ersten Mal einen Videocast von Frau Merkel angesehen.
Merkel Podcast
Der Titel “Internet ist eine positive Revolution” war einfach zu verführerisch. Ist ein Licht über Berlin aufgegeangen?

Inhaltlich scheint es tatsächlich so. Wie viel Frau Merkel von dem wirklich so meint wie die Redaktion ihr auf den Teleprompter gelegt hat lässt sich schwer sagen. Politikerkrankheit.

Aber es ist ein Anfang. Frau Merkel ist kein geborener Entertainer, glücklicherweise gibt es die Ansprache dort auch als pdf, so muss man nicht die Emotions- und Betonungsbefreite Rede direkt antun. eek